I'm not on Facebook. I don't Tweet. And my blog isn't live. Yet. These all will be coming soon to a computer near you. When I'm not mixing up dance tunes as Bill Beggs, Ph.D.J., I play the iPod. Margy and I have been wed since 1989, over 80-percent happily. We have a college-bound son, Henry, a 'tween equestrienne, Livvy, and Cedric, the dachshund who finally hunted down our cranky pet rabbit that nobody really liked anyhow. We've kept the City of Glendale solvent since 1997 by paying lots of tickets for parking on the street right in front of our own house.