Disgusting...

Lawrence Hefele, from now on to be referred to as "The Whizzinator", that should earn you some respect back in the joint

Michael Null, every mother's dream

Robert Rossa -- another class act. You can always count on something fascinating from a guy with ugly neck tattoos.

Tianna and Alkeisha have graced these pages before, part of the Lake St. Louis mob. Glad to see they're still workin' it.

Here we have St. Louis County's Couple of the Year -- James Martin and Heather Villareal, not only are they good looking but they can turn sugar into meth. I bet they can turn lead into gold too.

Earl Farmer -- well, it does cost a bundle to keep those dreads....how do you expect him to pay for it in this bad economy? Hairdos are a right, it's in the constitution.

Latanya Paige -- boys, you mess with the best, you die like the rest

Robert Theiss -- Bob, what are you going to do with all that anhydrous ammonia, boy? I don't think it's gonna help your complexion any.

And last, but very least, Brooke Maynard wins the "flush me down the toilet now" for murdering her child. Shouldn't that qualify for sterilization?

Wow...

Ahhh....Stephen D, I always enjoy your commentary.

Wow, I saw Huyen Thi Nguyen gambling Saturday at my blackjack table at Lumiere! She is weird!